Publishing
As many of you know, I am considered to be the repository of knowledge regarding the Dark Side of the Force. Even Master Yoda concedes that I am more powerful than even he can imagine.
Of course he’s on the light side…and the dark side clouds everything, so he may just need glasses or something.
In any case, being the all powerful Sith lord that I am, I was approached by a well known publishing house, Stass & Schiester, to publish a definitive text on the Dark Side.
Given that it would be directed at not only force users, but also the common species of the galaxy, they suggested a title to appeal to the masses:
Of course he’s on the light side…and the dark side clouds everything, so he may just need glasses or something.
In any case, being the all powerful Sith lord that I am, I was approached by a well known publishing house, Stass & Schiester, to publish a definitive text on the Dark Side.
Given that it would be directed at not only force users, but also the common species of the galaxy, they suggested a title to appeal to the masses:
posted by palps at 4/12/2006 07:54:00 PM
9 Comments:
Is it wise to put all your secrets out there for every dark lord wanne be?....Will signed advanced copies be available?
Wait, put my glasses on let me...
OK, hmm! As powerful as I thought you were, you are not, just goofy looking. But a strange glow surrounding you I see. Noticed before that strange hat you are wearing I have not.
Oh wait, you that is not. A lamp post that is. My perscription I need to change.
Madie,
While I was able to publish much of the dark side information, I kept much of it to myself.
And yes, advanced copies will be available...for a price.
- Palps
Hmmmmmm, I dont know if the galaxy can stand another how to for dummys book.
Are there really that many dummies out there/
Wow, that looks like a great book. I can add it to my library: Following Orders for Dummies, Weapons Use for Dummies, Get your Own Identity From the Rest of The Clones for Dummies, How To Get Your Lt. Cmdr to Notice You for Dummies, Windows XP for Dummies (still can’t figure that one out), Cooking Bubba-Gump Shrimp for Dummies…
Some dummies will buy anything.
Ooooh! Can I get two?
Oh dang, I shoulda given that to Asajj Ventress for her birthday!
Poor girl, she only wants Dooku's approval...
That book looks interesting...
The Dark Side of the Force for Dummies!
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