Town Hall Meeting
Questions for The Supreme Chancellor...
...or the greatest Sith Lord of all time, your choice.
For the next week, I will venture to answer your questions via e-mail and/or comments posted here. Feel free to ask anything you like, but I reserve the right not to answer if I feel it will jeapordize the safety and security of the republic or expose my master plan to wipe out the Jedi with order 66.
Also, check out General Grevious' blog or Master Yoda's blog for their Q&A Sessions.
...or the greatest Sith Lord of all time, your choice.
For the next week, I will venture to answer your questions via e-mail and/or comments posted here. Feel free to ask anything you like, but I reserve the right not to answer if I feel it will jeapordize the safety and security of the republic or expose my master plan to wipe out the Jedi with order 66.
Also, check out General Grevious' blog or Master Yoda's blog for their Q&A Sessions.
posted by palps at 1/07/2006 01:16:00 PM
26 Comments:
Yeah, where ya been? I know many of us had a holiday break, but I didn't realize government officials got so much time off. Maybe I'll run fo rthe senate after I retire from the space force.
And another question, is it the dark side of the force that turns your skin all blueish like that? Man, both you and Vader should go see a dermatologist, or at least have Mary Kay come for a visit.
In general, government officials get about 20 weeks of vacation/holiday time off each year, but we have to use it all up or lose it. I've been on a 'working' holiday at my ranch on Tatooine, clearing brush, sitting on the porch drinking iced tea, planning my eventual takeover of the galaxy..you know, taking some 'me' time.
As far as your question about skin care, we Sith lords do seem to have some problem with premature aging. The dark side does have some effect, but it's mostly lack of proper mousturizer. Perhaps I should consult with Master Windu for some skin care tips?
Uhh, I'm with Wedge, I want more time off too. And Wedge, I have this feeling you'll stick with your job long enough to make General, but it's just a hunch.
My question is this; where did the speedo obession come from? Did you grow up in a place where all the guys wore them? Did you discover them by accident in the back of a sporting goods store?
Speedo obsession? I would hardly call it an obsession...perhaps a passing interest, but not an obsession.
Where I come from, when you are going to the beach you either wear the banana hammock...or nothing at all.
Please let me know which beach on Naboo that is so that I may avoid it in the future.
Please, please, please, pretty please
Wear do babies come from? JK
Has there ever been a girl sith. I mean, common, It's like sith are all sexists and junk.
Revan,
Master Yoda recently covered the topic of where babies come from, perhaps you should review it here.
In answer to your other question, yes there have been some female sith, after all how would we 'go forth and multiply'?
Where do you get your speedo's
Speedo's are us!!
Maybe you should have EVERYONE in the navy wear them !!
Jabafatboy,
Mostly I get them on the holonet at speedo.com, but I have recently begun negotiations to buy them out through my Sith, Inc. holding company.
As far as having the Imperial Navy wear them...how do you know that they don't have to wear them under their uniforms? Besides, haven't you seen them in a water polo match?
You can get them 50% off credits if you go to www.mandalorian.com through the holonet.
Speedo's R Us = over 4000 credits for one pair.
Jaba, do you want to make the job of a naval officer harder?
And I'm not wearing any speedos under any of my uniforms, sorry, only cotton panties, NO spandex.
Wanna hear somthin that'll Scar ya for life. Hutts GOT Speedo's TOO!!
*twitch twitch*
Keep going up, why do the Republic Postage rates? No good now, my commemorative Elvis stamps are!
Remember that poster that said "Wouldn't it be great of all the schools had all the money they needed for books and the Imperial Navy needed to hold a bake sale to buy a gunship?" Didn't that just make you scream?
Master Yoda,
This rate increase - the first since 2002 - is needed to fulfill the requirement of a galactic law passed in 2003. That law requires the republic Postal Service to establish a $3.1 billion escrow account, with use of the funds to be determined by the senate at a later date. Without this mandate, it would not have been necessary to raise rates.
I suggest that you use two Elvis stamps instead of one.
Jon,
Yes, I do remember that poster. I have asked General Grevious to hunt down the people that produced that poster and banish them to lava duty on Mustafar.
A Question from J.J.
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So okay, Order 66 wipes out the Jedi. What was order 65?
just wondering.
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Order 65 was to fly to Uranus and wipe out the Klingons.
How can I get my slaughter on without Master Y an all them gettin up in my grill?
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If you went camping alone with a Wookie, got drunk, passed out, and woke up the next morning with no memory of the night before and fur in your teeth and your speedos, would you tell anybody?
Chewie wants to know, but I don't know why he didn't just ask you himself.
How can I get my slaughter on without Master Y an all them gettin up in my grill?
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Anakin,
Patience my dear boy...Patience.
From Fluke:
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If you went camping alone with a Wookie, got drunk, passed out, and woke up the next morning with no memory of the night before and fur in your teeth and your speedos, would you tell anybody?
Chewie wants to know, but I don't know why he didn't just ask you himself.
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Fluke....uh....um....you need help.
Fluke....uh....um....you need help.
huh? You think I need help? You're the one Chewie has his eye on.
Chancellor, you used this Jango guy as your base for your clone army. If you really wanted an unstopable legion of super troopers, why didn't you clone me?
It would be game over for the Seperatists, man. Game over.
Chancellor, you used this Jango guy as your base for your clone army. If you really wanted an unstopable legion of super troopers, why didn't you clone me?
It would be game over for the Seperatists, man. Game over.
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We actually interviewed you for the job (you don't remember since we had your memory wiped afterward), but the test clones kept freaking out at the slightest sign of trouble. They kept yelling "Game Over, man! Game over!". Needless to say they were overloading the com system so we had to 'wipe them out....all of them'.
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